Hi, I’m Mitch Eiven and this is Zenocracy.

Welcome to the chaos corner of the internet. Politics is messy. The news is messier. And most commentary? Forgettable at best. Here, we don’t just scroll past the nonsense—we roast it, dissect it, and sometimes scream into the void about it.

But it’s not all rage and sarcasm. I care about political wellness: helping you survive the endless outrage, process what’s actually important, and stay sane in a world that often seems determined to drive us crazy.

What you’ll find here:

• Live-stream breakdowns of breaking news (yes, the ridiculous stuff too)

• Sharp, snarky analysis of policies, elections, and political absurdities

• Tips for keeping your brain intact while engaging with the world

• Occasional deep dives, occasional eye-rolls, always unfiltered takes

Why subscribe?
If you want to stay informed, laugh at the madness, and maybe even learn how to navigate the political circus without losing your mind, you’re in the right place.

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