Donald’s coming for Tylenol — and he might actually get it

There’s a massive deal brewing in the business world — Kimberly-Clark just agreed to buy the company behind Tylenol, in a $48.7 billion merger. Normally, that’s the kind of Wall Street stuff most of us wouldn’t give a damn about. But this one? It’s got politics written all over it. Between Trump’s and RFK Jr.’s conspiracy-fueled crusade against Tylenol and the FTC and DOJ approvals this merger still needs, don’t be shocked if the village idiot tries to stick his nose in and turn it into another quid pro quo sideshow. If Trump’s has any political capital left by the time this deal wraps up in 2026, watch for the world’s most incompetent “businessman” to demand corporate ass-kissing — maybe even at the expense of a major American brand.